Wouldn't creatures like viruses and bacteria kill all other creatures in Noah's Arc?

Also, what is Santa's favorite brand of cookies?

Wouldn't creatures like viruses and bacteria kill all other creatures in Noah's Arc?
They weren't on board. Only animals coupled in pairs male/female were allowed.


As you know, viruses and bacteria reproduction isn't sexual.


This let me think being mammals is involving a lot of fun than being viruses.





Santa: who knows? Does he really eat food?
Reply:The Keebler Elves made everything alright.





Santa's favorite cookies was Elfwiches.The Trix Rabbit was in charge of the bacteria on Noah's Ark.
Reply:Go ahead mock it you'll understand some day!
Reply:No. The bacteria only killed the dinos and the viruses killed the unicorns.





And Santa prefers Chocolate chip.
Reply:I guess not their offspring lives today.
Reply:No, there are natural immunities that would prevent that.





I don't think Santa does endorsements.
Reply:If you would read the Bible then it tells us that indeed he took the animals that had the breath of life in them. And that means animals that breathe through their nostrils.








Your Welcome, what else can i do for ya
Reply:Santa's favourite brand of cookies is "Dad's Oatmeal Cookies."


Don't forget the salt and carrots for the reindeer. (I remember that from my childhood.)





I don't know about the diseases on the Ark, but I always wonder who cleaned out the stalls, and did they just dump the manure overboard, or pile it on the poop deck.





edit; Don't get mad at Renee. Go ahead and mock her, she will understand it someday.
Reply:don't know about viruses, but there are many other problems with the noah's ark story.





no geological evidence of a global flood.


how a few people could care for that many animals.


how animals that need differing climates would survive


in one place.


how the animals would be gathered from the corners of


the globe.


the massive amount of poop that would be generated.


the sea-worthiness of a vessel that size made completely


of wood. etc. etc.





chocolate chip.
Reply:well, if the bacs didnt kill em, well, lets just say most of them were carnivores....LOL





As for Santa, i think it was the white choco macadamia with a side of chocolate milk...
Reply:The story says he took two of every animal. Technically animals are members of the kingdom Animalia, which doesn't include viruses or bacteria.


And why would you bother trying to disprove Noah's Ark anyway? No one who seriously believes that story is capable of understanding your question.
Reply:God would not have allowed viruses and bacteria amongst the creatures on board. (And there were SEVEN of each good animals, people, not two of each).





And Santa Claus would like frosted oatmeal or anything frosted.