Will freezing dirty diapers kill the bacteria and save the Labour Party?

Is the lost dual-layer dvds with the records ever turn up? Can terrorists find use for the purloined populartion data records and how can they serve Allah and the Jihad?

Will freezing dirty diapers kill the bacteria and save the Labour Party?
No, if it's frozen it will still make a mess when it hits the fan.





I can imagine many uses for the info supposedly contained in the disks but I'm not about to list it in case someone gets ideas.


Presumably, since everyone with a child is entitled to child benefit, some of the details could be extremely interesting.


If they do turn up there will be a national sigh of relief but that won't alter the fact that Messers Brown and co were careless enough to lose them in the first place.
Reply:Er, No then yes then maybe and then who really cares.
Reply:(1) No, it will only put them in suspended animation until they thaw out. (1b) The freezing might delay the inevitable, but it cannot postphone it indefinitely.





(2) If the DVDs haven't turned up by now, they are probably lost forever. I expect the minion who burned them didn't have the necessary indelible pen to mark them "Everybody's Names, Addresses and Personal Bank Details - Do Not Lose!"





(3) Anyone with criminal imagination could find use for the data records; not only terrorists.





(4) If the DVDs generate income, then you can use your imagination on how they could serve anyone of ill intent. No need to limit it to terrorist groups or fundamentalists (unless, of course, you have another agenda in asking this).
Reply:I'm not sure, but you've given me an idea....


How about all us anti Labour comrades decide to wear incontinence pants for a whole week, whip em off next Monday, and stick them in the freezer, only to send them by special delivery to arrive on Turdsday?


Gordon Brown would probably live up to his name, but then again he's **at on us for so long anyway.


I'm sure someone placed those disks in a vault in a Northern Rock bank vault anyway, and they'll shortly be up for a healthy Bransom.
Reply:gross. Huh? Huh? and huh?
Reply:its usually times like this that laws are slipped thru parliament


without any notice .....smoke screen
Reply:Probably they are both full of the same crap!
Reply:You must be mad as a hatter? You could cause a terrible ammonia explosion putting pooh pooh loaded diapers in the freezer. That is not safe.





And the terrorists are the most likely culprits who would most want those records. They probably had an inside woman who was very, very clever on the inside.





The probably now have 90 million names and numbers they can play with any way they please. The probably are radical Muslims from Pakistan and closely connected with Ben Liden's innermost circle.





The initial thing they will use it for is to raise funds. The second thing they will do is use it to elect key personnel. The third thing they will use it for is to provide perfect ID's, passports, etc., to apply for key jobs in critical places. They will now easily infiltrate positions of technical power in any area they choose.





You probably have no idea what the loss of that data means.