If my toilet seat has less bacteria on it than my chopping board..?

Should I straddle the lavvy and dice my carrots at the same time?

If my toilet seat has less bacteria on it than my chopping board..?
Best be careful what you dice, you could do irrepairable damage :-S
Reply:That would be interesting....!
Reply:yeah its much cleaner that way?????!!!!
Reply:Yes and it will save time also
Reply:u r so funny! lol
Reply:That actually made me laugh which is hard to do. keep em comin! Comic relief is just around the corner and I would have tipped you for that!
Reply:definitely
Reply:sure ,but it's a sh#tter
Reply:y not might be better for ya
Reply:yes because its cleaner and saves time, well done for thinking of that!!!
Reply:Yes, I too have considered this predicament (every time I see the ad!) it is one of lifes most complex issues. Maybe they should get Paxman to lead a discussion on it. The public need to know the truth!
Reply:Clean your chopping board then.





Also remember there are good bacteria and bad bacteria - take your pick of where you will find each type.
Reply:Just include the chopping board with the washing up. And wash it before you chop, as well.
Reply:Don't be daft. All this means is that more bacteria are spread from food preparation than by going to the loo.The point of this remark is that you should be more concerned with the cleanliness of your kitchen equipment than of the toilet. Most people would do it the other way round.
Reply:Please be careful with the knife
Reply:Same as licking round the lavvy is more hygienic then biting your fingernails.
Reply:I totally agree, what a load of codswallop to try and sell anti bacterial cleaners which then increase allergies in kids!!





I think I will take your cue %26amp; prepare my coming dinner party from the comfort of my Lavvy!!!!!!!!! ( and yes I also use the word lavvy!)
Reply:multitasking rules!
Reply:Yes, but remember that there is even more bacteria under your fingernails, so wash them properly before you start.
Reply:..and you'll have somewhere handy to put your carrots before chopping them.
Reply:Lmao at the image that came to mind after reading your question!


At least you could cut out the middle man I suppose! But I would be very careful what you dice.... ouch
Reply:If you did that you might dice your onions too by mistake!


If i used your bog, the seat would probably melt !!!
Reply:Just make sure you don`t chop the wrong veg !
Reply:go for it just was hands before and after !
Reply:Some would say yes!! Although I don't like the idea of chopping my carrots on the toilet!! haha





Just make sure you clean your chopping board throughly or avoid wooden ones as they sometimes absorb the germs over time through the cuts and cracks.





I own a glass chopping board - just got to avoid using a mallet though! haha
Reply:just get rid of the chopping board and buy a new one
Reply:Ha ha ha!! No, don't do that please. Nor should you use the chopping board as a lavvy.
Reply:Why does everyone obsess with the cleanliness of toilet seats? Its not as if its touching you internally and the germs will transfer, they'll just go on your buttocks. Maybe i would be better posting this as a question?


I think that your idea sounds a good solution to the chopping board problem though.

lady slipper